Friday, February 27, 2009

February 26, 2009

My roommate's dream
February 26, 2009

My roommate dreams that her math professor is her grandmother.

She lives in California
Her car has two steering wheels.

Everyone must stop sending out drunken emails. Especially, Blueberry Propaganda.

My roommate feels lucky.

February 21, 2009

My Roommate's Dream
February 21, 2009

When my roommate doesn't sleep, she doesn't dream.

Wednesday, February 18, 2009

February 16, 1956

My Roommate's Dream
February 16, 1956


My Roommate dreams of her life as a musical character in the play, Carosoul. Minus the love interest dying in the end. She is "the cool woman who sings the inspirational song at the end."

Sunday, February 15, 2009

February 15, 2009

My Roommate's Dream
February 15, 2009

Sometimes my roommate dreams of rabid raccoons.

Saturday, February 14, 2009

February 13, 2004

My Roommate's Dream
February 13, 2009

My roommate dreams that she has a different roommate, her ex-roommate. My roommate's key ring falls off. 2 keys GONE.

Ex-Roommate gives my roommate her keys.

She takes them.






She gives them back.

Thursday, February 12, 2009

February 13, 2009

My Roommate's Dream
February 13, 2009

My Roommate dreams of attending a Dolly Parton concert with Quaker Oats and Peaches and Swiss Cream.

Wednesday, February 11, 2009

February 3, 2009

My Roommate's Dream
February 3, 2009

My roommate dreams she has a baby.
Its a girl!

But what shall she name her?
How will she take her on the plane?

"Oh shit," she thinks. "There goes all my independence. Forever and ever and ever."

November 8, 1997

My Roommate's Dream
November 8, 1997

My Roommate dreams of going to Borneo to study the wild orangutans.

Monday, February 9, 2009

February, 09 2009

My Roommate's Dreams
February, 09 2009

My roommates Race and Ethnic Relations textbook is being played out in front of her. A play is to be performed. All of the 18 characters are black. But for the play version the 18 actors must be black and white.

The play begins.
Fluidity.

Sunday, February 1, 2009

January 30, 2008

My Roomate's Dream
January 30, 2008

My Roomate is driving in Seattle. Driving to pick up her friends "Tsala" and "Max." They are off to kick it with their friend the Non-Polygamous Hipster at the local taco joint.

There's a tape.
In the cassette player.
In the car.

caves.
arches.
the sun.

January 27, 2008

My Roomate's Dream
January 27, 2008

She wants to put band-aids on small children when the scrape their knees, or young adults when the cut themselves shaving.